My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
zippers are such a cool invention
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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