If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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