we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ok first of all what the fuck
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