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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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