dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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