Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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