Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize