Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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