You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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