didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize