I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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