What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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