the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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