remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
