so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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