What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
