if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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