shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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