its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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