history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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