Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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