I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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