I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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