Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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