You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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