so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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