idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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