dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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