Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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