Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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