he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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