she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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