Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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