i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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