is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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