I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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