In the future we'll all be gay
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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