My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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