She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
