Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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