So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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