I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
