I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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