I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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