sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am available for nakedness
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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