Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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