I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you had me at cake vodka
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
