let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was confusing and full of hummus
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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