I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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