these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
