I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I cockslap morals
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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