WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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