Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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