Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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