so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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