Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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